"A Story of Me"
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(My Band!)
Desert Storm:
How it Brought Diagnosis to a Young Bipolar Mother
Within the SELF
Finding the Divinity from Within
Jokes & Humor:
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Diva's Prayer
TOYS!!!
NEW Serenity Prayer
Cybersex?!?!?
"The Deal"
Friends With Benefits: Can it work?!?
Physics: Hell
Caffeinated Cross
What Am I???
My First Time
Pagan Humor
Spiritualosophy
My Personal Spiritual/Philosophical Journeys
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Wouldn't you like to be one, too?
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This site is
(always)
under construction.
WHAT AM I???
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of eight inches long.... the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It's usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly.... into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing, cleansed liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less....
WHAT AM I???
(Keep going, almost there! =)
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is....
none other than your very own....
TOOTHBRUSH!!!
(What did you think, you pervert?)