As the holiday season has become so commercialized, I thought it would be time for a little humor.
Comic relief is always needed in times of tragedy, eh? [wink]
We shall begin with the first, most well-known phrase, and go from there...


Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys wins.

Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys wins.

Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys wins.

Anglican: They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox: No, they were OURS first.

Branch Davidian: He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.

Atheism: There is no toy maker.

Polytheism: There are many toy makers.

Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.

Church of Christ, Scientist: We are the toys.

Baha'i: All toys are just fine with us.

Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck.

Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.

Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.

Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second...

Hedonism: Hang the rule book! Let's play!

Seventh Day Adventist: He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.

Church of Christ: He whose toys make music loses.

Baptist: Once played, always played.

Jehovah's Witnesses: He who places the most toys door to door wins.

Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk wins.

Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.

Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is not longer dry.

Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.

Wiccan: We will play with anyone's toys!