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The Caffeinated Cross

Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical brew, in your power hand.... assume a posture of wakeful alertness. Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone:
"LATTE"


Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel:
'MOCHA"


Bring your coffee cup to your left shoulder:
"CAPPUCCINO"


Bring it across to your right shoulder:
"FRAPACCINO"


Clasp your coffee cup in both hands over your heart chakra:
"ARABICA, OH MAN!"


Extend your arms to the sides, and intone:
"BEFORE ME, MRS. OLSON

BEHIND ME, JUAN VALDEZ

AT MY RIGHT HAND, FOLGERS

AT MY LEFT HAND, THE BROTHERS HILLS

FOR ABOUT ME SWIRLS THE COFFEE AROMA

WITHIN ME SINGS THE CAFFEINE HIGH!"


Drink the coffee, in communion with the spirits of the Sacred Coffee Bean. This last step may be usefully repeated as long as you like. To end the ritual, face the east, put the cup to your lips for one last sip, and intone:
"GOD, I NEEDED THAT!"