HOLY SHIT!  At the risk of seeming to be patting my own back.... I'm pretty damn good at playing smart and naive all at the same time. (Yes, sometimes I like to play with them before I block them.)


http://profiles.yahoo.com/calisubmale2004

calisubmale2004: ok, you are very sexy

katatawnic: That is how you say "hello" to a stranger, a lady at that???

calisubmale2004: Madame Kat, great one, goddess i desire to worship, good afternoon to You as i bow and kneel ;)

katatawnic: Do I know you?

calisubmale2004: no Madame not at this time, you dont

katatawnic: Why are you calling me "Madame" and desiring to worship me as a goddess then?

calisubmale2004: i was just playing, im sorry if i offended you

katatawnic: Uh huh.... and your profile is just playing as well?

katatawnic: I've "been around" the 'net enough to have met up with so-called "sub's

calisubmale2004: Madame, i really am a sub, when i said hi... i was complimenting You, You then commented back, is that anyway to say hi, so i went over the top with my next greeting. for the record, i really am a sub and am in the lifestyle

katatawnic: "The" lifestyle.... sounds.... humiliating.

calisubmale2004: so You are not into it at all, i take it?

katatawnic: Oh, I've had my fun.

katatawnic: Why do you keep capitalizing "You" like that.... does that make me the Goddess?

calisubmale2004: i seek real time scenes to be honest goddess

calisubmale2004: i am submissive to all women, referring to You as You and Mistress/Goddess/Madame is as a sign of respect

katatawnic: So BDSM eh? And I take it that you're the "M" and not the "S"

calisubmale2004: not sure i follow... bondage domination and sado masochism is the basic understanding of that word i dont reallly follow the lables

katatawnic: I know what "BDSM" means.

calisubmale2004: i am more a personal and sensual servant type

katatawnic: The "S" would be the sadism, the "M" would be the masochism.

calisubmale2004: that is correct. wow, do you have any real life experience as a Domina or sub?

katatawnic: And I'm taking it that you are more into the "M" than the "S"..... as I already stated before you attempted to educate me re: "BDSM" like I'm an idiot.

calisubmale2004: i will just go, i have unfortunately aggitated you, for which i am sorry

katatawnic: OK, now THAT really is hilarious.... you tell me that you are subservient, your profile acknoweledges the same, and then you ASSUME that I am offended because I'm not catering to YOU?

calisubmale2004: i assume that You are offended because you felt like i was talking down to you, i am sorry.

katatawnic: So then, how many "real time" scenes have you encountered?

calisubmale2004: i have about 15 scenes of total experience

katatawnic: So then tell me of these experiences.... play by play.

calisubmale2004: with all due respect im not one that enjoys anything online, other then establishing possible scene, but i do understand your interest... do you have any real life experience?

katatawnic: I asked YOU the questions.... why the hell should I even consider a "real life" experience with someone who isn't willing to share with me what he gains from these experiences he claims to have had?

calisubmale2004: i will now go, im sorry to have used your time

katatawnic: Chicken shit fake, you're full of it. If you were a "real player" then you'd be telling me what you'd do for me in order to peak my interest enough to ponder meeting you.

calisubmale2004: lets just say, i am willing to come to You now, strip, kneel and submit

katatawnic: Still sounds fake to me, I've heard enough people say things that are vague in order to get one's interest up. I know more about the "scene" than you'd believe. Learn how to BE a sub if you want women to take you seriously and be your dom.

calisubmale2004: i will state then, that as a sub, i am more into the personal slave and sensual side... i have served in dungeons that have offered bondage, light to moderate pain, light humiliation... as a personal slave, i have cooked, cleaned, pampered, massaged. i have served in i guess 4 dungeons total and about 10 or so personal slave situations

katatawnic: I could use a personal housekeeper and chef, for starters. See how subservient you are and go from there.

calisubmale2004: i am very oral on the sensual side, often times my clenaing house... if i am good, reward is in the ability to provide oral worship

calisubmale2004: if i am to be Your personal slave, what clothing do You wish me to have on?

katatawnic: Depends on your physique.

calisubmale2004: i am 5-8 160 lbs 33 inch waist short brown hair and blue eyes, i would say average or so

katatawnic: 160 lbs. at 5'8"...... sounds more fat than average to me.

calisubmale2004: lowering head, im sorry, what should i be?

katatawnic: Physically fit would be a good start.... I bore two children and I'm in better shape than that. What's your excuse, my little puppy?

calisubmale2004: too much time in corporate world and some health problems, i was an athlete in college

katatawnic: That was then, this is now. You'll have to do more convincing in order to get the priviledge of meeting ME, I'm extremely picky and I get what I want. OK then, if your physique isn't adequate, what do you have to offer to make up for it?

calisubmale2004: a stong tongue?

calisubmale2004: tributes?

katatawnic: "tributes".... as in what?

calisubmale2004: sensative nipples for You to abuse

katatawnic: And I believe you meant "strong" tongue.... just how "sensual" can a "strong" tongue be?

calisubmale2004: i do believe it is professional to pay a Woman for Her time, as She has needs

katatawnic: OH, so now I'm a prostitute???

calisubmale2004: no Mistress, not at all.. i just believe that a Woman has needs and that She deserves to have them met, thats all

katatawnic: Let's see... corporate world eh? Does that mean you can send me CASH and keep me in a nice home, or are you full of shit?

calisubmale2004: i means that i would pay You for Your time, thats all may i humbly ask what You do for work?

katatawnic: I was raised by military and cops.... rephrasing the words doesn't change it, that is still prostitution. Or perhaps you are a cop, and are attempting to entrap me?

calisubmale2004: i did not mean to offend and i do understand your position

katatawnic: Right..... you're a cop.

calisubmale2004: no im not a cop

calisubmale2004: nor have i offered to pay for sex or anything else just your time, which is perfectly legal

katatawnic: Ah, but you offered me oral sex, just before offering me money for my "time".... that is offering money for sex. Time spent sexually and getting paid for it = prostitution. I'm smarter than that, so don't try to play me for dumb.

calisubmale2004: that was not what i was trying to do, but i do understand your logic, just dont agree

calisubmale2004: seems like everything i say gets my hole deeper with you

calisubmale2004: then i will tribute You with Wine and gifts! ;)

calisubmale2004: and if money happens to fall out of my pocket that is my business

katatawnic: Hey, I don't want entrapment here.... and rephrasing words to fit one's intent IS entrapment.

katatawnic: Yep, you're trying to entrap me. You're a cop.

calisubmale2004: well im not but i will now do what i should have done 30 min ago and that is leave, have a good evening, sorry we were not able to connect, i do have some good references though if your into the scene far enough to recongnize them

katatawnic: Give me your references, then. I know how to run references and see if they check out.

calisubmale2004: Dom Dominique in San Diego

calisubmale2004: Mistress Veronica in Vancouver

katatawnic: For someone who went to college and is in the corporate world, you certainly have trouble with gramar, spelling, and punctuation. So I'm supposed to believe you're in the "corporate world" but I'm not supposed to believe you're a cop?

calisubmale2004: i prefer to type fast to continute communication then pay attention to grammer, punctuation or other items.

katatawnic: "Dom Dominique".... how quaint. And typical. Do you know how many Dom Dominique's there are in any given SMALL town, much less San Siego?

calisubmale2004: i can give You her website www.domdominique.com

katatawnic: Your references are too vague to check out, it would take hours to find "the" Dom Dominique that you're attempting to refer me to.

katatawnic: I have a web site, that doesn't mean that I'm necessarily the person I claim to be on the web site. I program web sites, so I know just how anonymous a person can be on the 'net.

calisubmale2004: i will go now bye

katatawnic: You're a fake, you're looking for kicks. Shits and giggles. You need to learn the scene before you attempt to claim to be so experienced in it. You've not said one thing to make me believe that it would be worth my valuable time to meet up with you.

katatawnic: You're now on ignore, buh bye!

DAMN, but these "sub's" will take any bait!